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A social networking website, similar to MySpace, but used to be better, because only college students could sign up. But now, Facebook is becoming another MySpace clone by allowing everybody and anybody to become a member. So now, Facebook is a place for slut-faced high school girls to post all of their drunk and high pictures. And now, because Facebook is giving the options of changing your top friends, adding music to your profile, and adding other totally useless applications such as the "Fortune Cookie," "Food Fight," or "X-Me," it is just as bad as MySpace. Such a shame, because Facebook used to be good.
OMG YAY! I can have a top 8 on facebook AND myspace now!!
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Joey couldn't get enough info on Jennie via MySpace, so he just checked her mini-feed on Facebook.
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Pronunciation ; Face-Book (noun)
An online networking website where people with no lives meet up and pretend that they do have lives. A stalkers dream come true.
Can also be used to pick fights, annoy random people and impersonate naive unsuspecting souls.
Alternatively, it can also be used as an extremely lame conversation starter.
Bimbo #1 - Heyyyyyyyy!!! are you there on facebook ?
Guy - No. I have a life.
Pervert - Hey kid add me to facebook =) i want to be your friend
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The cause of the downfall of todays society. The most addictive drug in todays society that has millions of users who are afflicted by facebook's disease.
Facebook is going to fuck us all up. Lets go back to the old days where socializing was much for personable. Facebook is killing us all softly. So beware.
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(v.) to mess with (or alter) something that was adequately functional before, thereby making it less so, and for no good reason.
"Man, I really facebooked that repair job!
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#1...Think Crack, ice, p, meth...."it's just a quick fix bro", you see the problem with a quick fix is that you always need a higher dose at a much higher frequency.... yes please I do do want to accept your electronic friendship...and yes i would love some poker chips.... I just want to see what whatshis face is up to?
#2...Oh hold the meeting i just need to tend to my potatoe crop
#3 The world which you live in, than has more friends than the world in which you breath in.
#4 you are lying on a dirty bed in a dirty motel somewhere with a USB cable sticking out of your arm
#1, lindsay lohan is such a facebook
#2, she was caught solicieting to feed her facebook habit.
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Facebook is a MMORPG (Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game) were the objective of the game is to collect "Friends"
Person 1: have u played that new MMORPG?
Person 2: whats it called?
Person 1: Its called facebook u have to collect friends to win.
Person 2: cool can i join?
Person 1: Yea ok and then u can add me.
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