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the act of mathematically measuring the exact point at which a given bungee jumper will reach the bottom of their downwards fall. And positioning a tight female at this given point. the bungee jumper needs to be masturbating as he is falling so that when he makes direct insertion in the female vagina he cums inside of her, guaranteeing pregnancy. due to the very fast insertion, the cum is shot out at 27mph reducing the labor time to only 4.3 months opposed to 8. the offspring produced by preforming a fantastic elastic are more athletic than the average child.
Lance Armstrong, Michael Felps, tiger Woods, Michael Jordan and Jeff Hamilton are all results of the fantastic Elastic
i wish i could be a sprinter on the USA Olympic, however im not athletic and fast enough. I grieve over it every day. I sure wish that my parents made me by preforming a fantastic elastic
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To have sex and/or achieve orgasm during yoga.
David remembers the first time he met his wife. She was a yoga instructor at the gym he worked out at. Each anniversary they celebrate their meeting with a romantic Mr. Fantastic after dinner.
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A couple experiences the Fantastic Voyage when a man performs intercourse with a Lego Man attached to the tip of his member. Singing "Fantastic Voyage" by David Bowie drastically improves the experience.
Simply attach, insert and enjoy the voyage.
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The act of fucking a pocket pussy that has been shoved in a womans ass.
Dude I was getting a haircut at fantastic sam's and after I got a shitty haircut with uneven sideburns, I took my hairdresser in the back and gave her a Fantastic Slam.
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Pulling a 'Fantastic mr.fox' is when someone does something that's great for them at the moment, but terrible for them in the long run.
Guy 1: "Did you hear about Freddy from work?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, he told the boss to go fuck himself, definitely pulled a 'fantastic mr.fox' there."
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An interesting character, defined best by ever changing mood swings and hair colour.
Not known to be one to follow a crowd, but instead create his own.
He will use you, abuse you, and discard you- But if your lucky, and one of the chosen few, He will love you with all his heart.
Not one to be crossed, can be poisonious & with a vehement quip of his tongue, can send you crashing to you knees.
That Danny Fantastic Will break you.
That Danny Fantastic Is So Fit.
That Danny Fantastic Is Actually Fantastic.
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