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going on a fast-- eating nothing-- except turkey. This can be done for several days after Thanksgiving. It cleans out your digestive system and also your fridge.
--There was half a turkey left over after Thanksgiving. So, I decided to detox my body with a turkey fast
Trying to nut within minutes of your parents coming home to find you jerking off to hazbin hotel porn.
Bro I had to make a fast nut last night cause my dad got home from getting milk at the store.
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1). Food you eat when you are out on the road because you are too far away and/or not heading home.
2). Food you eat when its dads turn to cook.
3). Causes or can cause gout, kidney stones, severe depression, hypertension, heart pelpatations, myocardial infarctions (heart attack) heart failure, mood swings, headaches, high blood pressure, high cholestrol......but is the best thing in the world so you keep eating it.
Kids in the car with mom and dad, on their way to their family reunion in Virginia: We've been driving for hours!
Mom: If you stop complaining, we'll go to Burger King for fast food.
Kids: Yaaaaaaaayy!!!!!!
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To bear down, grit it out, stay the course
Originally a nautical term probably borrowed from the Dutch "houd vast" (hold tight) referring to the importance of securely gripping a ship's rigging.
Times are tough right now but we got to hold fast and ride it out.
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When you don't eat all day in anticipation of your Thanksgiving Feast.
Jenny is on a diet and is participating in her Thanksgiving Fast to prepare for the large amount of calories she will be consuming during her Thanksgiving Feast.
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way of saying: 'to aknowledge something coming at you, both literally and metaphorically, in a quick way because life is short and you gotta think fast!'
Marco: "Do you have a light?"
Polo: "Think fast!" (throwing the lighter at Marco)
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Being completely fed up with humanity and needing to take a break from all social interaction for a period of time.
After having lunch with my friends and listening to their incessant whining for three hours I will be embarking on a social fast.