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It's presented kinda like an opportunity, but there's always a catch, which is usually a demand for something you're not really comfortable doing, which would usually require great effort and commitment on your part, and would really only serve to make the other person look good (and probably momentarily at that). Oh, and you can't get the opportunity part unless you agree to the catch, so it's basically a hustle. Usually a faux-portunity is followed by a hyped-up promise that can never be delivered. In other words, it's a complete waste of your time.
I thought he was offering me the real deal, but it was just a faux-portunity.
Usually abbriviated to "Fo-Queer"
1.The act of playing up to homosexuality for personal gain or profit.
2.The act of implying homosexuality in order to attract attention.
Often practiced by boys bands and male pop singers.
See also: Fo-Queer,faux bisexual,faux fairy, Robbie Williams
Why I do say Smithers, that Whittby chap is playing a little faux queer with the Major wot wot?
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1. A parked police vechicle used to slow traffic, but no actual officer is in or around it.
2. A security gaurd, rent-a-cop, public safety, etc...
I got a ticket from the Faux Po just because i parked over three handicapped spots.
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adj. or n. Faux-merican is an individual who claims to love freedom, but in fact knows very little about freedom. The average faux-merican will tell others what to do, what's right and what's wrong, and encourage or force others not to do things he/she deems as "wrong". They are usually conservative, but can come from any political background. They are the people who bash the French for no reason. They are the folks who watch Foxnews and think Rush Limbaugh is a swell guy with a little problem. They're the people who spat on troops coming back from Vietnam. They are ignorant, undereducated, but have opinions on anything and everything which are usually wrong. They are the folks who chastise you for speaking out against the war in Iraq.
In short, they are the people who give America a bad name. They are closet fascists who think that freedom means doing everything the bible / cnn / Rush Limbaugh / Bill Clinton / or whoever / whatever says. They're the ones who make you cringe and wish you were Canadian when they open their mouths.
"Even though gay marriage doesn't affect me in the slightest, I think it should be banned by a constitutional amendment. Gay people don't deserve freedoms or rights."
"Dude, stop being such a faux-merican."
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Your iPod, on shuffle mode and hooked up to speakers, plays a particularly embarrassing song.
Listener, "Dude, the Carpenters?"
iPod owner, "My faux pod."
"Wow, I didn't know anybody actually had 'The Christmas Shoes' on their player."
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giving a guy the wrong phone number (any number not your own)
C-bomb: I can't believe you just gave that loser your phone number!?
Twaffle: I didn't, I gave him a faux number.
Both: LOL
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A fake tan created by use of sprays, lotions, tanning beds, or a combination of the aforementioned.
Pronounced: fow-glow
"Chelse was totally white yesterday when I saw her and today she looks like she's been at the beach all week."
"It must be a faux glo"
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