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Febuary 3 is national fuck your crush day
Girl: Heyyy
Boy: Hi wanna fuck?
Girl: Why?
Boy: It's Febuary 3
Girl: Ok!
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You are allowed to be as thirsty as possible and try to get a girlfriend or boyfriend if single and try as hard as you can to keep you girlfriend or boyfriend of taken
Monday-Sunday:Single
"Damn girl you looking extra fine today. How bout lookin good with me every day"
"Sorry I have a boyfriend "
"But its Febuary 1st-13th, so i still got time to make you mine."
Monday-Sunday :Taken
"Hey babe. I got us tickets to a Valentine's cruise"
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No Fortnite playing for the duration of febuary in any way, shape or form. Sex rates tends to increase 690%
“Bro get on so we can play some fortnite!!”
“Nah fam, can’t its Forbidden Fortnite Febuary”
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The month of Fat Fun Febuary is for fat boys of America where they meet and start crushing each other
Oh shoot it's Fat Fun Febuary hopefully no one crushes me
U can give as much finger as u want. NO GIRLS CAN REJECT U IN THIS MONTH. (EVEN UR MOM)
Hey karen its finger fist febuary u want some?
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A cool day on which I was born- Jam is on my toast
“Woah you’re stupid!” “I know, I was born on febuary 13 2008”
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Most people are born on the 4th febuary you are either super funny or either u are so dumb and ugly that it is funny witch one are you.
So if u are born of 4th febuary i are either the class clown or a ugly dumb freck
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