female

Invented to do all chores that are around the house

Honey(female), could you please make my dinner, do the dishes afterwards and do my laundry after that, for my clothes will be dirty.

oh and after that could you please do my ironing

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Female

The worthless crud that surrounds a male's penis during sex.

John fucked that female.

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Female

A word you can call females that will offend them by their choice to be offended.

Havin a night with the boys tonight, sorry no females allowed.

“UHM YOU MEAN NO WOMEN ALLOWED??? REEEEEEEE”
? Same thing.

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Female

it's a mystery. high chance these "things" aren't human.

Child : What's a female?
SOme Turd : it's a mystery.

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female

when used by most, it is a synonym for bitch.
Usually used in environments where profanity is prohibited.

I hate these backstabbing females.

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Female

A vagina's life support system.

A vagina cannot survive without a female.

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Female

The incomplete man. God's mistake/blessing while he was wasted. This term can be used when you create something that is crappy, eehh, incomplete, or not just right.

Tell us the answer Tim!
-Aw, Is it 5?
Oh sorry son, that's incorrect
-*whispers to his fellow classmates* Dam, Guess I just pulled a female

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