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Monkey testicles rubing against your face
that monkey is testie fibering you!!!
The amount of fiber one has to consume in order to make sure they have a normal bowel movement without paying for it in pain.
“I have constipation, I can’t make it to the party!”
“Did you have too much or too little fiber?”
“What?” (Groans)
“If you had too little fiber, then you didn’t pay your body the fiber tax to let the stool through.”
“What if I had too much fiber?”
“Then you paid too much fiber tax!”
1. A faux liberal is a usually a #SJW #wokester or #whitesaviour who goes around being pretentiously "#progressive " or "#secular ", but is covertly against freedom, as in a #commie or #radical .
2. Someone who pretends to know and own the entire bodies of history linguistics etc, but is factually a #charlatan .
Karen: Ya delusional! Why'd yo make up this fib about the "fiberal"? There's no mob outside in our streets, or vandals destroying property in the real world!
Laila: Oh babe! I just meet one in the virtual world! A #keyboardwarrior claimed #Dalai_Lama (who is not a #Lama ) and #Tibet speak Chinese or "Sino-" on #SouthAsia page of #Wikipedia AKA wok-fake-media. Sinicisation is a #fact #Getalife
1. A faux liberal is a usually a #SJW #wokester or #whitesaviour who goes around being pretentiously "#progressive " or "#secular ", but is covertly against freedom, as in a #commie or #radical .
2. Someone who pretends to know and own the entire bodies of history linguistics etc, but is factually a #charlatan .
Karen: Ya delusional! Why'd yo make up this fib about the "fiberal"? There's no mob outside in our streets, or vandals destroying property in the real world!
Laila: Oh babe! I just meet one in the virtual world! A #keyboardwarrior claimed #Dalai_Lama and #Tibet speak Chinese or "Sino-" on #SouthAsia page of #Wikipedia AKA wok-fake-media. Sinicisation is a #fact #Getalife #Gimmeabreak
When you’ve eaten too much fiber and your next poop comes shooting out at 100mph - ready or not.
Shouldn’t have had all that wild fiber - now I pooped my pants.
When you’ve eaten too much fiber and your next poop comes shooting out at 100mph - ready or not.
Shouldn’t have had all that wild fiber - now I pooped my pants.
To go to the loo. Describe way to say what fibers do to your stomach.
-Hey mate, cover for me. I have to go google fiber.
-Again, that chicken Madeira.