figs hat

one of those hats with a pom pom on the top and earflaps with pom poms at the end of two strings.

Hey, nice figs hat you got there!

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Sig Figs

Significant figures. Abbreviation often used in Chemistry class when measuring, adding, subtracting, multiplying, or dividing measurements.

Mr. Chudy: Watch your Sig Figs!

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fig pucker

A dislexic spelling for Pig Fucker.

Your such a Fig Pucker.....
Asshole....
piss off fig pucker...

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fig in the pig

Inserting a bulbous fruit in an anus

Allen found it hard to go to the bathroom because he had a fig in the pig.

working on fig

Prostituting yourself for mere change. Cheapest whores ever Extra cheap after rainy days

After exhausting all my funds I was employed by a pimp making easy money while working on fig.

Fig Sign

A way to insult someone by putting your thumb between your index and your middle finger like you are taking someone's nose.

Aye, someone just gave me the fig sign. I might have nearly hit them, but it was still rude.

fig newton

as defined by Stewie Griffin "It's like an orgy in my mouth"

I ate a fig newton and it was like an orgy in my mouth.

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