figs hat

one of those hats with a pom pom on the top and earflaps with pom poms at the end of two strings.

Hey, nice figs hat you got there!

Sig Figs

Significant figures. Abbreviation often used in Chemistry class when measuring, adding, subtracting, multiplying, or dividing measurements.

Mr. Chudy: Watch your Sig Figs!

fig pucker

A dislexic spelling for Pig Fucker.

Your such a Fig Pucker.....
Asshole....
piss off fig pucker...

fig in the pig

Inserting a bulbous fruit in an anus

Allen found it hard to go to the bathroom because he had a fig in the pig.

Fig Sign

A way to insult someone by putting your thumb between your index and your middle finger like you are taking someone's nose.

Aye, someone just gave me the fig sign. I might have nearly hit them, but it was still rude.

working on fig

Prostituting yourself for mere change. Cheapest whores ever Extra cheap after rainy days

After exhausting all my funds I was employed by a pimp making easy money while working on fig.

fig newton

as defined by Stewie Griffin "It's like an orgy in my mouth"

I ate a fig newton and it was like an orgy in my mouth.