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Shit Fight

A great, messy struggle, such as a freeway at rush hour or registration at a large university.

I got this from a deck hand, who works off of Hawaii and the Great Barrier Reef in Australia.

Don't even try to park near the stadium. It's a shit fight on game day.

by KingfishRex October 29, 2004

87๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


toaster fight

When two bros are high as fuck and have the munchies for bacon, but can't decide between bread or toast, they will engage in combat using the plug and cord as a weapon and the toaster as a shield.

" dude I've got the munchies for bacon so bad for bacon and toast"

" no mate it's gotta be bread "

" think we have a toaster fight on then "

by Geoffy June 5, 2014


Flooding the Fight

Flooding the Fight is a phrase regarding the commonly occurring floods in the Midwest along the Red River (especially among Fargo, North Dakota). This terminology was coined with the phrase "Fight the Flood." However, since it is a heavily alcoholic area in the Midwest, "Flooding the Fight" was derived from the amount of alcohol consumed during the flood time frame in order to drown the sorrows of the lost communities. Also, the large amount of social drinking that comes along with schools being let out for break because of the floods.

Hey, it's a flood break! Let's go Flooding the Fight!

by Hockeyhigh March 15, 2010


Giraffe Fight

When to men swing their flacid penis' together which then wrap around each other, like two giraffe's fighting.

Mike: Were you at the party on Saturday?
Dave: No. What happened?
Mike: There were these two drunk ass guys giraffe fighting. It sounded like 2 pieces of wet meat slapping together.
Dave: Gross

by Slappy Pappy May 24, 2012


excite fight

When Toms friends try and get him to jerk them off in the name of sportsmanship.

Hey Tom, come excite fight me to completion.

by DougMangione June 27, 2014


food fight

A food fight, a common staple in numerous low-budget American children films, involves the flinging of various consumable goods, including both food and beverage, across a room. A food fight typically commences with the exchange of various innocuous food items, whereupon a relatively rotund blond-haired child with a buzz cut shall stand upon a table and declare, "FOOD FIGHT!". In the same sense that the unexamined life is not worth living, an undeclared food fight is not worth fighting: an undeclared food fight, or a food fight that is improperly declared, shall typically be viewed as invalid.

Various reputable American children's networks feature food fights exceedingly frequently; it is a relatively uncommon occurrence to view either one such film or five consecutive episodes of such programming without witnessing a food fight of some sort. Unfortunately, numerous recent programs have compromised the genre, featuring declarations by relatively thin persons or even including undeclared food fights, an anathema to those schooled in the true art.

Joey, feeling rather distraught and dejected, flung his breakfast burrito haphazardly across the room. He realized his mistake when he witnessed said burrito strike another student across the face, whereupon BJ, the school fat kid, stood upon the table and bellowed out in a rich, mellifluous voice, like so many Sirens wooing Odysseus, "FOOD FIGHT!".

by Jimmy Flinders April 29, 2007

119๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fight the man

Any fighting of authority no matter how minor. must be stated when done so

teacher: sit down!
kid 1: no!
kid 2: way to fight the man!

by Joezorz March 29, 2006

52๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž