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A sexual act that involves lighting the females pubic hairs on fire, then having sex with her until your semen puts it out.
Steve: "Hey John, I pulled a forest fireman on Rebecca last night!"
John: "Cool man! How did it go?"
Steve: "She got Second Degree Burns."
John: "Oh."
When you light a girls pubes on fire during sex and you must ejaculate to extinguish the flames.
Whilst in China, I became a Mongolian Fireman
n. A big, fat, long hose packed tightly in a red Speedo.
I was suntanning in my bikini at the beach and it had been so long that my lady garden was on fire, so I called over the lifeguard and to my surprise I was greeted with a fireman’s gift.
fireman sam means to be courageous and amazing
fireman sam is so excellent
The act of sticking your penis inside a jack-o-lantern and attemping to put the candle out with your sperm
Jason: *pulls dick out*
Fred: bro, wtf.
Jason: What? I'm bouta play Spooky Fireman
During doggy style sex, the man begins by lighting up a cigarette and then sticking the butt end of the lit cigarette into his partner's anus so it sticks out like a birthday candle. The man must now race against time to finish so that he can extinguish the cigarette by ejaculating on it before it burns all the way down and burns his partners anus.
I gave my wife a California Fireman this weekend but I wasnt able to finish in time so she has a burned asshole now.
A technique used in sexual intercourse in which the male urinates into any orifice (ex. mouth, vagina, anus) of a woman during intercourse.
You piss into a hoe's vagina.
Jim did the chinese fireman to that hoe.
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