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A larger/chubby/obese/ fat person that acts or dresses like a slag. A mash up of fat and slag.
Girl 1: "Omg! Have you seen Katie today?"
Girl 2: "Why is she such a flag?!"
Guy 1: "Don't know what you saw in Becka mate she is such a flag!"
Guy 2: "I know, her legs were like tree trunks."
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reference to bud lite commercial, a crime against humanity, when a gorgeous girl is seen with a goofy dude
"That's a flag, we got for inappropriately hot girlfriend on that goofy dude right there."
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The point where a person's death becomes highly probable or unavoidable, due to something that he or she has just said or done. May also refer to the phrase or action itself.
Ways to make a death flag:
- achieve 999 straight victories
- teach your pupil everything you know
- propose to someone before going to war
- get seriously wounded and tell your mates you'll be "fine"
- invite a detective to your next family reunion on an island
- reassure a small child that no enemy has attacked your city in 100 years
- point out the glaring lack of giant parasitic wasp swarms in your current life
"Gee, you know, the only thing that could ruin this great wedding right now is a giant swarm of parasitic wasps."
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A magical hippo inspired by comedian Tim Vine that has the ability to point out flags (rather unsuccesfully) on a poster with flags on it
Crowd : 'FLAG HIPPO! FLAG HIPPO!'
(FH enters stage)
Tim Vine :'Which one's Canada?'
(FH points randomly at poster)
TV:'Which one's Bulgaria?'
(FH points randomly at poster) etc.
The flag of the world. One World. One Blood. One Flag. The flag was designed by the Colombian artist Alvaro Daniel Castillo Feijóo
I have faith that one day the world will unite as one and will share a one and only flag, the world flag.
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n., a popped collar, by which fellow douches signal their identity to each other
Bill raised his douche flag as he entered the room, forming alliances without speaking a word.
You can't buy Stacy a turtleneck, she flies a douche flag everywhere she goes.
Flags are little pieces of colored cloth that are used to create division amongst people.
Flags are handy to use in wars, so you know which side to kill.
A “flag waver” is an overly, misguided patriotic who hangs many flags around the outside of their house, waves them in their hands or attaches them to their vehicles.
Some of the more inbred “Hill Billy,” “Chuckle Head” individuals will even stick a giant flag on a tall pole and attach it to the back of their vehicle so that they can slowly drive around town with the big flag flapping in the wind for all to see.
These “people?” get easily excited and would be the first to verbally send you off to some unjust war to rape and pillage some far away country. These wars are usually created by big businesses that use government politicians as their puppets to make money. These wars/business ventures are really for stealing some other country’s natural resources while killing their inhabitants in the name of “giving them democracy,” eradicating non-existent “weapons of mass-destruction,” etc.
Hitler was really into his flags. During the height of World War II, if you were the one guy on the block who didn’t have your big Nazi flag floating in the wind out front, you could get a one-way ticket to a concentration camp for being a malcontent and unpatriotic.
Lenny is one hell of a flag waver. He just sent his son off to a war to risk his life so our oil companies could get rich. What an idiot...
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