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the act of of titty fucking ones buttox covered in hott maple syrup then preceeding to wipe off the syrup and secretions with a pancake and eat
Chris: Hey man, how was your morning? David: It was good, me and macy made like three backdoor flapjacks. Chris: Damn man any leftovers?
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/ΛflapΛjak tits/
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North American
Breasts that, when a woman is naked, hang or sag down in a way that makes them resemble flapjacks or pancakes. It is especially apparent when she bends over.
With her bra on she looked like she had a huge rack. When she took off the bra I could see she actually had flapjack tits.
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The saggiest boobs ever. Usually defined by grammas, old women and guys who spend too much time at KFC and McDonalds.
"Dude! Did you see that fat-ass at KFC?"
"Hell yeah! You could see his saggy flapjacks through his shirt! Ewwwwwwwww..."
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When you are at a surprise party and get so excited you poop your pants a little bit
I was so excited to surprise Josh at his party that I made a little mexican flapjack in my pants before he even arrived!!!
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A sexual encounter in which you ejaculate in your hand and smack the girl in the face.
The angry pirate got boring, so i blasted the bitch with the phillipino flapjack!
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After a long night of foreplay and fingerfucking, the female blue balls her partner. The next morning, the man continues to fingerfuck the female. Only this time, when he is done, he sticks his fingers in her nostrils and mouth, causing a rancid fishy stench to be stuck with her the rest of the day.
Lauren led me on like a whore last night, so this morning i gave her a fishy flapjack. She was pissed that she had to smell her meat wallet for the rest of the day.
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