Drop a flare

Taking a shit, having a bowel movement.

I'll be back in a couple a minutes. Gotta go drop a flare.

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fairy flare

A term used to describe glow sticks. Typically used in reference to candy kids that dance with them at raves.

Yo son, did you see that noodle waving his fairy flares around?

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solar flare

Taking a dump in a tanning bed.

Friend 1 " Dude what took you so long, your time in the bed was only 10 minutes.:
Friend 2 (the culprit) " There was a solar flare event...."
Friend 1 "Ohio is the best!"
Friend 1 and 2 Exchange High Fives
Friend 1 yells "SHOTS!"
End Scene

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Anal Flare

A condition caused by ulcerative colitus whereby the anus and rectum become inflamed and irritated.

I couldn't get my cock in little Suzy's tight asshole because she had a raging case of anal flare.

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solar flares

Trousers which become wider towards the ankles, and melt things

Ooh i say, those flares are bright today Colin

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crop flaring

When a drug dealers field is burned usually by another drug dealer so that the other drug dealer can make more money

drug dealer: i was crop flaring yesterday!

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Demo Flare

A runescape novelty, When purchased it appears in a cling film wrapper.Ssome people often mistake it for a retarded child.

Player1: Buying a demo flare!, Player2: GTFO I ain't selling you my demo flare, Player 1: WTF I WANT ONE Z0MGZ3RZ @~@@~, Player3: FFS I WANT ONE NAO *unleashes mass pvp murders*

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