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A name commonly given to a cat or dog who lays in such a way that he/she looks like a burrito with a face
"Aww you're such a good little Floof Burrito, Winston!"
The act of petting a majestic feline when thou shall not.
Chief Iron said if I perform one more forbidden floof, he is gonna snap off my arm and feed it to the feline.
When your grandmother inherits hundreds of thousands of dollars from your grandfather and also earns a hefty retirement from Social Security, despite the fact she hardly worked at all in her life.
Traditional grandmothers had curly hair styles that "fluffed" up hair styles (30s/40s decades). Floof describes the puffiness of her hair.
You may be rich, but you're not FLOOF RICH. I'd suggest you apply for a loan from the Bank of Floof.
An adorable, tiny floof creature that likes boops
Billy: Hello, smol floof (boops floof)
Smol floof: (gets booped)
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A hairstyle created in the early 18th century that resembles the classically known "mullet" .Some of England's most predominant royal lunatics and potions makers arranged their hair in this fashion.
A Good example of the Floof Dragon can be found at this website however it has been improperly labeled as a "mullet".
http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc157/whitey_cid/mullet.jpg
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To beat someone down with tremendous force and skill. Then screwing them in the ass.
It is also a type of pretty kilt.... or a fez.
damn foo, you got flaggle-floofed!
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(Adj.) Created by a Marine and his Navy friend, a 'Floof McDoof' describes the ultimate ideal cool person, what all males aspire to be. Expletives can be added to the phrase to enhance the effectiveness of the phrase. The 'Floof McDoof' can only be used to describe a male.
That boy was Floof McDoofin it for sure!
Or with an expletive: Man, he is THEE Floof McF###ingDoof!
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