Person 1:Hi are you normal
Person 2:Yes im part of floor gang
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the missionary position for sex. Or just intimate hugging.
We are floor hugging because we got too happy from drinking a little bit too much.
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Enjoy the comforts of a well trimmed carpet while receiving some delicious oral crumblies
Joe came over the other day and him and I both enjoyed some floor nibblies
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When you find a crack or whole in the ground and you fuck it
Dang! I just got a splinter from my floor job!
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One is third floored when one hears exactly the wrong part of another's conversation.
Person 1-"Hot chocolate is really good, it's like angel blood."
Person 2 hears only "ANGEL BLOOD!"
Person 2 is third-floored
The state in which any floor has a sticky unknown coating that causes the shoes to stick to it. Typically caused from spilt, stale beer or mixed drinks.
"Wow, you must have had a raging party last night because you're kitchen has some pretty mean party floor going on!"
Burnt weed that is usually flung or dumped out of your bowl once you've finished it. Usually searched for and smoked in times of dire need of weed.
Bro I ran out of weed so I went in my closet and found some floor weed.