Paranoid Flush

The act of becoming so paranoid you flush your stash. In extreme cases and with minors, the move may also include alcohol, which is a real shame.

Dude, somebody calm down Alex before he does a paranoid flush.

champagne flush

A champagne flush is a sexual act shared between two ladies and the finest bottle of Champagne money can buy. It is similar to an enema except with a carbonated twist.

First, the bottle of bubbly is shaken with gusto. Next the panties of the lucky lady is removed, the cork popped from the bubbly and the bottle (neck end) is inserted deep into the old hotdog wallet by the other lady.

The pressure of the spraying champagne will loosen up the vaginal canal and flush out any nasty old tampons and semen.

You'll be gushing to try it.

"Oh Gypsy, I'm feeling a little slimy downstairs."

"Well Ginger, I'll pop on out to the shops and grab a bottle of Moët."

"You are going to give me a champagne flush aren't you Gypsy?"

"Why of course Ginger!"

flush faced

The embarrassing situation where,as a guest in another's home,you stop up their toilet and it overflows with your colon contents.This can innocently occur due to unfamiliarity with the nuances of the particular brand of toilet and its digestion capacity.In any case,don't expect and invite back.......EVER.

I was totally flush faced when I stopped up Aunt Saggy's toilet.

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courtesy flush

When you're using a public restroom and your shit smells so bad you flush it as soon as possible so as not to make everyone else in the restroom puke.

Hey, how about a courtesy flush?

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Fist Flush

v- most lesbians do this. insert fist into vagina make it wet, rub around repeatedly often the goal is to make piss come out and squirt all over another girl creating wet sexy fun

Danielle and Katy did a fist flush last night.
Danielle licked katy's vagina and stck her fist in and out repeatedly then the two had fun with urine all over each other.

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Flush Hour

The time at which the bathrooms are most crowded, and not just the ladies room. Usually during intermissions and half time.

I had to wait an hour to do god's work... It was flush hour.

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family flush

Multiple family members or residents of a home defecating(shitting) or urinating(pissing) in the same toilet several times without flushing to save on the cost of water.

Joe just lost his job so he informed his wife and children they'd have to family flush till he found another job.

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