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A rest stop hand job, given by a bearded coal miner with zero talking and little to no eye contact.
The only thing that makes the 7 hour drive to grandmas bearable is the honest john waiting for me off exit 132.
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Honest abe likes to eat the wet, fresh, and pink pussy, usually through 69.
I honest abed with my girlfriend last night. Boy did that pink taco taste good.
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when a self-absorbed a-hole tells someone his or her version of the truth without any regard for the person's feelings or self-esteem; usually done for the sole entertainment and self-fulfillment of the speaker with no benefit to the recipient except for reduced self-esteem (who needs self-esteem, really?)
I'll just be brutally honest, your not as pretty as your friend and that is why he left you for her.
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A species of homosapien believed to be extinct. At the start of the 20th century with the dawn of the car, there were in fact believed to be several (reproducing...?) species existing, but it was sure that by the 30's they were only a mystery.
It has now been used as an oxymoron to refer to a person that is clearly not what they seem like.
Recently, it has been used in conjunction with when the economy picks up.
A: "Dude, I swear she was hungry for some serious di-"
B: "-You'll find yourself an honest mechanic before you tap that. Admit it."
Or...
A: "I KNEW she wanted some, but I had to be home by 11. If I would have stayed I knew she would have gone all the way."
B: "You'll get yourself an honest mechanic like that when the economy picks up."
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Honest engine is like the triple dog dare of swearing or promises. If someone asks you honest engine you have to tell the truth and if someone discovers you lied on an honest engine you are an ass hole and they will never forgive you. Can be used as a verb, question, or statement.
Friend 1: Did you sleep with my girlfriend?
Friend 2: No I swear I didn't.
Friend 1: Honest engine?
Friend 2: Honest engine I didn't sleep with your girlfriend.
Or
I know he was telling the truth he honest engined it.
Or
Honest engine I did not cheat on that test.
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Before receiving head, you shave your pubs and keep them close by, (preferably a night stand or in hand) then when your done getting dome you bust all around her mouth and sprinke the pubs on her face. This will create the appearance of a luxurious beard, much like that of Abraham Lincoln.
I picked up some dirty skank and gave her the honest abe. She pepper sprayed me immediately after
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Another way to call a girl a Lesbian. The est in honest is not part of the word. :P
Miley Cyrus: Hey everbody!
Random Person: Lez Be Honest, Miley!
Miley Cyrus: *Screams* Who cares freak!
My note: isn't Miley Cyrus a Lesbian? I really hope I got that part right. ^_^
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