fives

What you say when you don't want to lose your seat.
Replace fives with how long you want your seat reserved.

Rules:
Hundreds are ok
Hundredtwenties are ok, but not "hundred and twenty" since that is NOT RECOGNIZED.
You can sit in someone's seat while they are away but you must move before they come back.

Time machines:
Unless they say no time machines, if you take their seat when they are away, when they come back and say "i had hundredmillions" you just say you traveled in time.

Rules change when a fag calles five.

Yo i gotta go hook me up wif some of those chocolate muffins in that snack bar, fives on my seat.

Ahh, i wanted his seat, but you didn't call no time machines haha you suck.

Oh well, I guess i'll have to bust a straddle.

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fives

Fives is a game played by two or more people using a football. The first person kicks the ball against a wall, if it touches the walll it is the turn of the next person to kick the ball at the wall and so on...
If someone misses they lose a life, but the ball is continued to be played by the next person from wherever it is missed.
Each player starts with fives lives and the single person with at least one life left is the winner any appropriate punishment can be given to the looser!

What you doing?
- Playing fives

Get a ball, we'll go play fives...

We need to find a wall first before we can play fives...

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Five

1. The very best that a forum thread can get. Comedy Gold.

2. A shitty English Boy Band.

"Five Golden Manbabies for you sir!"

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Five-corn-five

Preferably done in the doggy position, this involves screwing a chick vaginally (the 5 position in hockey) and then quickly slamming it in her ass (cornhole hence “corn”) to build up hersy head. The move is completed by then reinserting the now shit-stained penis back into her vagina (5 position again).

A successful five-corn-five will usually result in a staph infection of some sort.

Did I hook up with that ho from the party last night? Shit, I five-corn-fived that bitch.

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fives

Term used to offer/solicit a high-five.

"I just won a million dollars!"
"Way to go, dude. Fives!"

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Five

Formally Channel 5, now called Five. Still has rubbish shows though.

"Channel 5 is a name, Five is a brand" - Guys who run Five

"Channel 5 was rubbish, Five makes no difference." - Me

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five weenies

The nickname given to cold and serious, but kind-hearted and driven character Shoto Todoroki from the anime My Hero Academia. This name was given to him by some kids while trying to win their hearts, but also earn his hero license. "Five weenies" is now used as an inside joke in the My Hero Academia fandom.

Todoroki: "My name is not five weenies, I am Shoto from UA and I wanna be a hero. My father Endeavor is currently the #1 hero, but to be frank I've always hated him and want to forge my own path in the world of pros."
Kid: "Shut tf up dry ice."
Todoroki: "ˢᵒʳʳʸ"

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