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Actually from Belgium, they are French fries that are so greasy that they loosen your bowels and the shit flows like brown tap water (eg "freedom"). Also term for Congress that has the same effect.
Screw the high colonic, I'm getting some freedom fries!
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The best Idea We have ever had, If you dont like the way America Runs, then Go fuck yourselves over to France.
They say the brits had Red Coats because they wouldnt be affraid of blood, if they got shot, well thats why the French have brown Pants and yellow Shirts
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New name for french fries.
Freedom fries? what a fucking gay name.....what oh bush made it up...thats why
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Those artistic cuts of potatoes formely known as "French Fries" seem to embody, with the most "relevant" example, human tendancy to drop(dead) down symbols instead of arguing and solve problematic issues.
This name switch, after America's punishment upon French people, must have been such a disappointment for French Nation, already stuck in centuries of war with Belgium over whose "frites" are the best, that nobody even asked for the "Statue de la liberté" to be re-named in "French Statue", for it was a longtime gift from France to USA.
Still, French people must be very happy to keep their french kisses, french manicure and french lovers... While America keeps its "Tartine à la mode de Hambourg".
A Cold War like statu quo, that both nations will surely spend trying to remember over what they were arguing in the first place.
In all the world biggest issues, Food matters after all.
"France must have send frenchified or out-of-date freedom fries to Bill Clinton, in order to turn him into mad french lover and made him attack french manicured Monica. "French" news or Japanese whispers?"
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The name given to French fries when corporations get uppity. The type of freedom they espouse being the "mass-manufactured, cheaply-produced and incredibly bland" type.
Man, I don't care if these are French fries or Freedom fries, they taste like cardboard either way.
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