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When someone's words or actions defy logic or normal behavior, particularly during the winter months. Odd or peculiar actions taking place everywhere at once.
M: Everyone's IQ's must have dropped off a cliff. I saw people fighting over stupid stuff. Then the riots started and no one knew what or why they happened. People were just went out of control so I left.
G: A real sane freeze, huh?
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M: Becky called me up at 4am the other night and just started rambling on like an idiot worried about everything. I told her to sleep it off.
G: She's been acting strange to everyone. I think she has sane freeze lately. I can't hang out with her.
when you're wading into a pool, lake, etc. and the cold water reaches up there and makes you want to get out
I was about to turn around because the water gave me a crotch freeze but then my friend splashed me and I had to go in.
Verb | To have sex with a Snowman.
(Original definition by a YouTuber named "CaptainSauce")
"Hey Amy, did you hear that Kevin said he would Freeze the Monkey last night?"
"Yeah, Emma! Kevin is such an idiot sometimes!"
A cold or frozen penis-head.
Man, walking in this 20 degree weather gave my dick tip freeze!
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A condition in which a place of business puts a temporary halt on the hiring of new employees. This is often the result of the CEO purchasing a new yacht or Fiji beach home and usually means that employees of said company should start looking for new jobs.
"Thank you for interviewing with us, but management has just initiated a hiring freeze. We will be keeping your resume on file. I am going to go kill myself now."
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The act of sucking icecubes before performing oral sex on a man (and possibly woman). Can also be done with extremely cold drinks.
Jayne gave me freezing head last night, it chilled me to the balls.
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When after jacking off you cum on yourself and let it dry.
"I fell asleep last night after jerkin' it and accidently gave myself a vanilla freeze!"
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