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The day after Thursday. Saturday and Sunday come afterwards. One often has to make decisions between the front seat, or the back seat. Fun fun fun fun.
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the day that comes after thursday.
YESTERDAY WAS THURSDAY, TODAY IT IS FRIDAY." ... "TOMORROW IT IS SATURDAY AND SUNDAY IS AFTER...WARDS.
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A slang term used to describe men and women of white/caucasian decent. Usually used in conjunction with terms such as "cracker," "the man," "uptight," "white devil," and "pizza." The term was coined in Hollywood by The M of T and some Monday friends. The reason 'Friday' became the slur mostly stems from the first historical account (on Friday, June 18, 1790) of a slave master "cracking his whip" on a slave who stopped picking cotton on a Virginia plantation. The slaves called him a "cracker." This historical account was then tied into the widely accepted fact that the first baked cracker came about on Friday, March 13, 1801 when Massachusetts baker, Josiah Bent, burnt a batch of biscuits in his oven. Later on, Bent sold his enterprise to the company we now know as Nabisco on Friday, Sept. 23, 1898. The rest of the weekdays represent different racial categories to help disguise affectionate sayings and niceties, as well.
Billy: I love Fridays!
Tyree: Shut up you uptight, cracker-ass, white devil Friday!!
Wong: Yeah..stupid Friday!
Habib: root dee doot doot! Thank you come again...Friday-ass honkey!
Altogether: Lets get some pizza!
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According to the lyrical genius, it is the day after Thursday, before Saturday, in which Sunday comes afterwards.
Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after...wards
I don’t want this weekend to end
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The space time continuum dictates that it is the start of a temporary 2 day hiatus of school and teacher authority over students, being that is the 6th day of the week, the 5th work day of the week, following Thursday.
This Friday we will all be free from the oppressive environment known simply as school.
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A song by Rebecca Black about having fun on Friday and being excited for the weekend. It is on YouTube and iTunes.
Hey have you heard that song Friday?
OMG yeah I saw the music video. I'm 13 why can't I drive yet?
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The best day of the week until February 2011, when a 14 year old girl named Rebecca Black released the song by the same name and officially ruined the day for just about everyone. Now saturday and thursday have officially split the glory once held by friday.
Person A: Thank god it's finally friday.
Person B: You know what that means *plays "Friday" by Rebecca Black"
Person A: OH DEAR GOD NO!!!! FUCK!!!! AHHHH MY POOR EARS!!!! *puts on Van Halen Ahhh that's better. *to person b* play that song one more fucking time and I will physically remove your internal organs and feed them to my dog!
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