Fried Eggs

Empty saggy flat tits

No side profile whatsoever

I can't wear that with my fried eggs

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animal fries

The best thing to eat out of anything edible, late at night or while faded and/or after consuming multiple alcoholic beverages. Native to the west coast fast food chain In-N-Out, animal fries are part of the "secret menu" and consist of french fries covered in melted american cheese, diced grilled onions, and a sort of ghetto-aioli sauce.

'Oh my god, I wasn't even hungry. But that drunk fool said two words: Animal Fries'

'Dude, you know what I could go for? Some aaanimal frrries'
'Pass that shit'

"I would upload a picture of these here animal fries, but they're all gone except three because I fucking ATE THEM ALREADY"

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Fried and Fertilized

How sluts/whores like their eggs.

Waiter: How would you like your eggs ma'am?
Girl : Fried and fertilized, thank you.
Waiter: ...

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dome fries

Eating fries while getting head, resting the sauce on the giver's head so you can dip the fries while getting head.

I had some dome fries with my girlfriend last night.

finna fries

So you want to finna know the art of the fries, congratulations. That is the first step, join the movement here: discord.gg/yvnpVWM

Uzi that used to make finna fries wich you, yah all my fries are blue..... OOOO hit it from the back while finna blader stand infront of you.

Fried pickles

Means to call the police on a pedophile. Predator Catchers use the term when they want the police called to come make an arrest.

When will my fried pickles be here?

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Fried Pies

An older woman's outer lady business. (Vadge)

Jake walked in while I was bent over cleanin the bathtub. He said my vadge looked like two fried pies.