Fuck Your Canoe

fuck your canoe (fyc) is the most amazing yet indescribable saying. it can be used in the same contex as fuck you with "canoe" referring to a specific target aimed to be fucked.

Girl: hey can you help me carry this bag?

guy: fuck your canoe!

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i fucked your mom

something salty 12 year olds say when they get their ass kicked on call of duty

kid: i fucked your mom last night

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Go Fuck Your Selfie

A retort one gives when someone takes too many selfies.

*Max takes a selfie in class*
Victoria:Hey Max, why don't you go fuck your selfie!

Fuck your homie day

Fuck your homie day, boy or girl it does not matter fuck your homie all day long only for today it’s automatically no homo

Fuck your homie day, fuckafriend, homie clapped from the back

I fucked your mom

Things that little boys say when they can't come up with an insult

¿:hey your ugly
¶:hey I fucked your mom!

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fuck your shit up

(v) Refers to inflicting damage or violence; can be done by ruining a business, venture, stealing one's girlfriend, or in any upsetting or ruining one's life.

"Yeah, you enjoy that fuckin' donut. I'm about to fuck your shit up."

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I fucked your mom

Our childhood was the best time of my life and I loved every minute spent with you and our jokes meant the world to me and I wish i never forgot you and I wish we had more time together now that I finally got you back in my life

Richie: I fucked your mom

Eddie: I love you too

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