fuck me in the ass

1) an interjection used when something unexpected happens

2) an interjection used when something does not go as planned or as expected

3) a legitimate request for anal intercourse

1) Shit, that mouse kicked that cat's ass! Fuck me in the ass!

2) Dammit! The Minecraft server admin banned me! Fuck me in the ass!

3) Oh, yah, fuck me in the ass!

fuck me running

its a expression of disbelief or amazement.

guy: i caught my dad smoking reefer last night.
girl: well fuck me running!

Fuck Me Eyes!

A request uttered, shouted or grumbled by a pirate (or two pirates at one another) when they lusting for eye socket fornication.

"YARR, we've been out to sea far too long, and the hole in my rump has gotten all rotted up. Sickly and vile, unsuitable for penetration. So, FUCK ME EYES! YARR!"

fuck me sideways

being royality screw over. A term used to express an extremely unfortuante situation.

"Shit I think your girlfriend's pregnant"

"Well Fuck me sdeways!"

Fuck me sideways!

Used when:
a) One is in a difficult situation.
b) Has heard something unbelieveable or shocking.
c) Has hurt themselves.

An extended Australian version: "Fuck me sideways with a Yabbi Pump!" (Yabbi Pump: Suction device used to pump Yabbis from the sand)

Examples:
a) "Fuck me sideways, wrong hole!"
b) "I just won a million dollars!" "Well fuck me sideways!"
c) (*Slams toe into wall*) "Fuck me sideways that hurt!"

"I just rooted a Kangaroo!" "Fuck me sideways with a Yabbi Pump!"

Fuck Me Raw

to have sex without a condom.

"no condom? well fuck me raw."

Fuck me to tears

A term usually used my a older gentleman almost always a golf player when hit in the ankle with a golf club by his Son.

Son: ........(acting stupid and hits father in ankle with golf club)
Father: “god damn fuck me to tears”