i want to get fucked by jekabs.

it’s a latvian saying when you feel extra horny and you really want to fuck.

Katrina : Shit I want to get fucked by jekabs.
Samantha : OMG me too!

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fuck on, you get better results

A way to respond when someone tells you to fuck off.

Person one: Hey, fuck off.
Person two: Fuck on, you get better results.

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Getfuckistan (get-fuck-es-stan)

A COMMON PLACE FOR IDIOTS AND ASSHOLES, LOCATED NEAR "BUM-FUCKED EGYPT"

GETFUCKISTAN (get-fuck-es-stan)- An unfamiliar and foreign place, that when you arrive, you realize that you are FUCKED!
waking up in unfamiliar and hostile surroundings after a night out drinking, hence-"fucked", somewhere in getfuckistan.

HEY MAN, LOOKS LIKE WE PASSED BUM-FUCKED EGYPT... WE'RE IN GETFUCKISTAN!

Pull Me Dick Mate Get Fucked

An interjection expressing shock, disbelief or disgust! Pronounced as one word, ie. Pullmedickmategetfucked!

Pull Me Dick Mate Get Fucked! I don't believe ya!

i am getting fucking pissed off

The process of expressing your extreme annoyance at something.

I am getting fucking pissed off the train is late today, is always fucking late and will probably be fucking late tomorrow!

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is your idiot brain getting fucked by stupid?

phrase: someone who is being an absolute silly cunt

homelander: is your idiot brain getting fucked by stupid?
the ginger twat: yes my idiot brain is getting fucked by stupid.

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Oh, Fuck You Frank, Get Out

Professionally appropriate exclamation when you’ve put up with enough of a Blue Falcon’s self-serving bullshit.

Taken from S7E8 of Shameless when Ian Gallagher kicks Frank out of their home with a baseball bat for being a worthless individual.

Frank: I shouldn’t have to remind you I’m god’s gift to man and everything I do wrong is your fault because I’m actually an incompetent douchebag.

Literally everyone else: Oh, FUCK YOU FRANK, get out!!!

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