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Drunk as a motherfucker but with an odd sense of clarity and functionality.
Person 1: "How is Ben taking a test right now, he's had 18 drinks??"
Person 2: "I guess he's just functionally fucked."
When your a nerd and aren't aloud to swear.
mother function told me to clean my room…so I did.
Being attractive by virtue of how one uses their body, usually physically. Not to be confused with being attractive because of one's build.
Josh: To be honest, Alina Zagitova isn't really my type.
Jerry: Sure, but you should see her skate. She's functionally hot!
All dumps are functional its just that only some are more functional than others. A truely functional dump is one of which there is no real experience because it is purley functional e.g. you are extremely busy and the your sphincter starts sending messages that a dump is imminent however you don't have the time to enjoy it so it is simply a quick sit and shit. There is no time to experience the ambience of the W.C. i.e the sights, sounds and smells. There is no time to enjoy the relief that comes from dropping the kids off
Sorry I can't stop to talk. I've just had to take functional dump 'cos I've got a shit load of stuff to do.
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"I got in a car wreck. Now I'm a vegetable."
"How are you typing? "
"Cognitive Function Bitch"
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The mathematical way of saying motherfucker, : An insult to a person's well being, or replacement word.
Forget this mother function test
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A person who suffers from functional idiocy.
The clear winner of the competition for Chairman of the Fraternity's Event Planning Committee was the best looking, most popular, functional idiot on the board.
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