government owned operated global learning expiriment
Google is a government owned operated global learning expiriment
1. A way to pass the time at work.
2. A method by which one can surruptiously stalk the hot chick in accounting who is oblvious to you existance.
3. How I found a Paris Hilton download.
'Jetson, your googling will cost you your job'
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The act of putting googley eyes on various things such as; paintings, statues, etc.
My friend and I went statue googleing when we got bored.
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When you can not answer a complicated question
Ann:Susie how long does it take for the earth to orbit the sun.
Susie: That goes way back, how am I supposed to know google it
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definition 1: God's gift for people whom can't spell shit.
definition 2: The answer to all of our problems
Alex: How do you spell ______?
Me: ....I have no fucking clue.?
Alex: Google time!
Me: YAY! So glad we have Google!!!
*both feel lame now*
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to be in a relationship with someone who works for Google, and therefore is a kept man/woman.
Jessica? Oh she got googled. She meets her boyfriend at work to eat the free Google lunch and then they go on a Google bike ride.
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A word popularized by Saturday Night Live's Andy Samberg on the MTV Movie Awards. He acted as the founder of Google and told Jessica Alba, the hostess, that she was one of the most searched women online on a funny sketch.
Then he replied "You're googleful, you're googleful, it's true" in the rythm of the famous James Blunt "You're Beautiful" song.
#1: I heard Jessica Simpson gets searched on yahoo like 24/7
#2: It's because she's googleful, she's googleful
#1: it's true
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