GPS

The electronic piece of shit that INSISTS that this turn off is the right one and despite following it's directions leads you astray and off into a horror movie-esque town.

This damn GPS brought us here AGAIN?! This isn't even nearly the right place!

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gp

1. Gold pieces.

Usually used on mutiplayer games on the internet.

Omg how much is that sword?
like.. 300gp!
Okay!!

(Runescape, MMM, ect.)

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GPS

Girl's prepatory School in Chattanooga TN, is a institution for young prudes to attend for a greater education. They are below the typical standards of beauty throughout the world. For normal girls they have a cycle once a month where they menstrate through the vaginal tube. However these girls have this cycle year round which allows them to have a higher bitchyness level. By the way their menstration attracts bears. They are also referred to as GPMS girls. This stands for girls- PMS. Stay away.

My friend tadd was walking through the woods with a girl that was from GPS and he got mauled by a bear.

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gp's

Gym Posers. Females who only go to the gym to hook up with guys. Donning revealing attire, full makeup and perfume, they do 15 minutes of cardio (so as not to sweat too much), freshen up in the locker room, then pose on one machine facing the free-weight room for at least 30 minutes. Usually travel in packs of 2 to 4.

Those gp's have been hogging that machine for nearly an hour now.

Omg I nearly choked when I walked through those gp's perfume cloud.

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GPS

an acronym for gay penis syndrome. First diagnosed by famed scholar Derek Bowles. When a man is straight, and is attracted to woman, but who's penis is not.

A way of mocking a friend.

Dude, I think you have GPS

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gp

good point

me: amrita, you shouldn't talk when you're eating, you spray food all over.
amrita: yeah, gp

person 1: let's go to cheesecake factory at the mall.
person 2: why would we do that, there is a taco bell there?
person 1: gp, don't know what i was thinking

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GPS it

A term used when suggesting the use of a GPS enabled device to locate a destination.

Mervin: Hm... Larry, didn't Mapquest say to turn right on Main in 3 miles?

Larry: Hmmm, Larry... Uhhh, Yeah. I think its been like 30 miles so far...

Mervin: SHIT! Mapquest stinks.

Larry: Yeah, mapquest stinks like your dirty vagina. I'll GPS it on my phone, douche.

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