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"Keister's Gambit" is a fairly common technique used by many experienced board and card game players that consists of stuffing one's arse with one or more desirable game pieces prior to the beginning of the game, then discretely extracting them as needed during the game to replace less desirable game pieces, which are quickly shoved back in. A skillful player can usually remain undetected, except for the occasional brown smudges that sometimes appear on the extracted pieces. Some practitioners of Keister's Gambit recommend an ice cold enema and a sound spanking before "loading up".
The only reason I lost the poker game was because my opponent repeatedly played Keister's Gambit, ruining my entire deck in the process.
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A gambit of goods/currency that requires absolute stupidity of a subject, typically resulting is nothing left for the original owner. While the potential for gain is high as a result of offers, the unsuspecting scam inevitably succeeds due to the individual's stupidity surrounding knowledge of potential scams.
I lost my life saving to Chinese CS:GO traders offering me bitcoin for skins. It was a Raihan's Gambit leaving me with nothing in my inventory.
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GAMBIT:
1. Chess. an opening in which a player seeks to obtain some advantage by sacrificing a pawn or piece.
2. any maneuver by which one seeks to gain an advantage.
FULL GAMBIT:
1.To 'Run a full gambit' on another person is to attack in a barbarous mannor. It means that your going to launch a complete onslaught of tactical attacks ment to wear down your opponent & win at all cost. Even if it means sacrificing your friends and losing the respect of all those around you.
1. "Listen, you can sit over there & make comments & run your mouth all you want, but don't get it twisted bitch. If we were to go outside & lock horns right now.... - I'd run a full gambit on your ass."
2. Quote - "He fought so long & hard that if his chest had been a cannon, he would have fired his heart at the beast - just to watch it die." - ......Mobey Dick......
That's a full fucking gambit.
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Relating to game theory, utilizing a finite but easily consumed resource when a higher quantity or potentially unlimited resource is available.
Eating a healthy chicken is easy, but with some work in taking care of it and harvesting it's eggs you avoid falling for The Retard's Gambit.
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When your doing a girl, you pull out right when your about to cum. Then while jacking off you grab a deck of cards and you try to get her pussy to bleed by using a deck of cards to cause lacerations on her loose pussy.
I got another date with jamie's momma, and I'm gonna gambit that hoe this time.
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When you get yourself off prior to having sex in order to last longer.
Joe: "why would you drop $3k on a prostitute?"
Steve: "it's fine I got my money's worth."
Joe: "It was that good?"
Steve: "That plus I opened with a cum gambit so she had to stick around longer."
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The Retard's Gambit is when you hop into a game of ranked Leagued Of Legends and you seemingly get one of the worst fucking players you will ever meet ever in your team (especially high chances of happening in lower elos)
Guy: How was your ranked game bro?
Guy who got hit by The Retards Gambit: Yeah dude it sucked I got hit by The Retard's Gambit
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