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20th president of the United States, got shot. Never head of him? Me either.
It’s so sad that James A. Garfield died on a Monday.
Who?
When someone hangs out with worse looking people than themselves to seem prettier or skinnier than they really are.
Bob: ”stacey looks really fit in that picture”
James: “No, it only seems like that because she’s using Anna as her Garfield-diet”
When someone hangs out with worse looking people than themselves to seem prettier or skinnier than they are.
Bob: ”stacey looks really fit in that picture”
James: “No, it only seems like that because she’s using Anna as her Garfield-diet”
the best game in this world besides the godsent minecraft. i love this game. i lose my mind, when i have two sexy garfields next to me. i go coocoo, i go insane. im crazy, im coocoo crazy, garfield has me cookey. im coocoo cookey crazy.
“brooo im playing garfield kart and theres so many sexy jon arbuckle’s next to me”
A condition in which you share similarities to the comic strip feline Garfield. Be it his excessive laziness, his narcissistic behavior, or more commonly his love for the layered pasta dish lasagna
i wish i didn't have a Garfield complex, I've put on 20 lbs since last week
*yea i know bad example
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A person who is definitely not in No Way Home. Kevin Feige did not force me to write this I swear…
“I heard Andrew Garfield is in No Way Home”
“Shut the fuck up before Kevin Feige…”
*gun shots*
Doing math from a cat’s standpoint, or with the least effort. When a creative but lazy person is always on the lookout for a shortcut or hack to solve a math problem, so that they could have more time for leisure or rest.
Street-smart people tend to use Garfield math strategies to deal with their everyday quantitative challenges, compared to their exam-smart counterparts who prefer a more conventional or routine approach.
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