Gary

Gary is the kind of guy you have always dreamed of being with. Incredibly gorgeous and kind. Eyes as deep as the the cosmos. Amazing lover, father and friend. Incredibly inclined to do well no matter what the task is. Gary likes to party his ass off and make sure that all his friends are having a good time and are happy. Gary is so selfless and thoughtful and deserves the best because he is the best. If you get a chance to be Gary's girlfriend, be ever so grateful. He is sexy, kind, funny, easy going, a dream weaver, a friend like no other, incredibly hard working and hard partying supercalafreakingdeliciousexpialidosious! Gary will make you become a fan of country music. He can also catch any fish that swims in water and he blows amazing bubbles! You will love Gary, I know I do!

Have you met Gary yet, isn't he the best?

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Gary

A person who's retarded

Don't be a Gary.
Are you a fucking Gary.

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Gary

Anybody alive with the name Gary is most likely a homosexual, so they typically spend their free time licking the balls of their friends and having sex with their strictly heterosexual coworkers. Gary’s enjoy kissing people’s asses to make life easier for themselves, meanwhile being stressed out the entire time.

Hey, did you hear Gary’s co-worker just died?

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Gary

An annoying peice of shit.Thinks hes better than anyone just because hes in fucking gifted classes.Is bald

Man that gay must be Gary cause hes so fuckin ANNOYING

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Gary

a guy that comes over to your house while your dad’s away and fucks your mom

coach steve: oh! like a gary!
jay’s mom: a gary..?
coach steve: yeah! gary used to come over and do push-ups on my mom!
jay’s mom: sounds like gary was having sex with your mother

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Gary

Gary is a hot, sexy, loving guy. He gets along with almost anyone. You can talk to him about about anything and he completely understands. He likes the girls with big ass booties. And girls who understand him as well as he understands them.

Did you see Gary with that girl Damn he looked good

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Gary

"Gary" or "Garys" is a slang term used for describing drugs, a word normally used by people who are from the north west of England.

non plural: burnt me last gary before, me heads gaffed

plural: oi lad, got any garys? dyin for a puff.

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