if it fucked them in ass and gave them AIDS

An intensifier used to describe the extent to which some entity is ignorant of a phenomenon.

EA wouldn't know good game design if it fucked them in ass and gave them AIDS

gave him the dose

Slang: giving someone a venereal infection.

She gave him the dose.

I gave you all I had

MAJOR SPOLIERS FOR RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2

Arthur morgan says this to Dutch when he is on top of the mountain in the help John escape choice. He is referring to what Dutch told him and is repeating it back, he gave his loyalty and his life to the gang.

Arthur: I gave you all I had...I did.

Dutch:i...i

Micah:cmon, Dutch. We made it.

Last Rizzmas I gave you my gyatt and the very next day you got fanum taxed, this year to save me from mewing I'll give it to someone rizzful

Song cover by a Generation Alpha kid (Gen A) of "Last Christmas" by Wham!, also known as George Michael and instrumentalist Andrew Ridgeley.
The cover includes Generation Alpha/Generation Z slang such as, gyatt, rizz, fanum tax, and mewing.

Gen A: "Last Rizzmas I gave you my gyatt and the very next day you got fanum taxed, this year to save me from mewing I'll give it to someone rizzful"

Every other gen: "What." 💀

gave me a llama

Idiom meaning to give someone a hard time

I didn't notice that the light had turned green green and the guy behind me sure gave me a llama for it.

gave her wood

It is when you have a rock solid bonner and you dunk it inside her vagina.

"Ashley came over last night to watch a movie and i gave her wood instead"

gave her gas

To have vigorous sex with a woman. Hard and fast as though stepping on the accelerator of a McClaren.

Did you hit that?

I gave her gas.