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Forceful, unexpected anal penetration in the doggy style position. Resulting in the victim lurching forward from the bed and climbing the wall like a gecko
I was fucking this girl the other night and decided on some surprise anal. Unfortunately for her she doesn't like anal and launched forward and fucking done a gecko walk up the wall
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When you jizz on your hands then finger your girl with em
Imma give her the greasy gecko to get her the pegnanto
The subsequent euphoria felt following an arduous internet search, especially for automobile insurance.
Jill: How was your day?
Jack: I'm "cuddling the gecko"!
Jill: Oh, you finally found a deal on your car insurance?
Jack: Yup!!
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The thin part of a turd, resembling a gecko's tail,
that forms because of an abrupt contraction of the
sphincter (usually induced by fright) during
defecation.
John makes a gecko tail if his
wife knocks on the toilet door
when he is having a wank while
discharging faeces.
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Refers to the natural direction that the tit and nipple face when hanging or sloughed in a bra. Ultimately the titties will face opposite directions, as to resemble the independent eye movement of the gecko. This is not a birth or development defect but simply a result of three primary factors: 1)Obesity coupled with little to no exercise or 2) age or 3)many years of "hard livin".
To date, census reports indicate that the highest concentration of "gecko tittied" females are found in the midwestern states.
Whoa, take a look at that bitch, those nips are all over the place! Been awhile since I've seen a good pair of gecko titties.
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the troll that made myspace kill its group function and the one who made trolling a sport. cyber gecko is the top troll in FB now.
if you are reading this, you have been trolled by cyber gecko
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