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From 'generous pour.' Used to describe a pleasingly large service size of alcohol, specifically wine.
Coined by Lindley Round and Emma Lampe, Amalfi Coast, September '15
Me: I'm opening this bottle of Trader Joe's wine. Do you want?
Roommate: Omg yes, I had the most stressful day at work. Can I get a gen po?
n. What ordinary people refer to as sideburns (this facial hair was made popular by its namesake, Ambrose Burnside, the Union Army general who was noted for his trademark muttonchops).
Randy: Maybe if I trim my Gen. Burnsides O-girls will finally consider me spongeworthy.
Steve: I dunno, but I think Iโm gonna trim my pubes to make my richard look bigger.
Randy: wtf?
The generation that's literally not afraid of anything, except bugs. The generation that ate tide pods for fun, made a meme out of a national crisis (heard of WW3?) and start simping over Anonymous, a hacktivist organisation that even the GOVERNMENT is afraid of. We aint afraid to die.
Police officer A: We'll be able to stop the protesters
Police officer B: They're Gen Z
Police officer A: Oh no...
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A generation of people born between 2013 and 2028, predating Gen Beta (2029 - 2044) and succeeding Gen Z (1997-2012). Most Gen Alphas will be born to Millennials and Gen Zers. Since most members of Gen Alpha are under 10 years old and are still unaware of Twitter, it is unpredictable to see how they will act on the Internet after being exposed to CocoMelon, Baby Shark, their potentially toxic parents and other outside factors. Gen Alphas are similar to Gen Z in that they have also grown up with smartphones, tablets, and the Internet, but different in that they watch stuff (CocoMelon and Baby Shark) that PewDiePie's 9-year-old army (consisting entirely of Gen Zers) strongly despise.
* September 4, 2067, in a YouTube comment section *
Michael (Gen Z, born November 18, 1998, age 68): Wow, PewDiePie's already dead? After 77 years? Back in my day I used to watch him get destroyed by CocoMelon, despite the 100 million+ count of 9-year-olds subscribed to him!
Jason (Gen Alpha, born June 9, 2023, age 44): I loved CocoMelon ever since I were 2 years old, so you will have to show me some ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ฐ๐.
Michael: CocoMelon is destroying little kid's minds with the overabundance of color and saturation in their videos and thumbnails. And don't even get me started on how much one of the 45-minute CocoMelon compilations would be mentally damaging!
Jason: I'm still alive after 44 years, and so is the rest of the 2-year-old army! Thank you, Susan Wojcicki IV for giving everyone the right to instantly ban each other's accounts and punch them out dead through their brand-new iPhone 57 Pro Max Plus Ultra++++!
* hits the huge "Instant ban and kill button", which isn't illegal thanks to mentally retarded Donald Trump VI (born February 18, 2057, age 15) which also made the age of consent 8 and allowed anyone to become president, sending the country into near-anarchy*
Jason: Rest in thousands of pieces Michael LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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when pretentious music fans try to antagonize, gatekeep, or hate on someone new to the fan base, only because theyโve known the artist longer and feel a need to keep the artist in the same niche, preventing them from obtaining a higher status. a lot of infamous โstan-basesโ thatโre toxic and cult-like (i.e. xxxtentacion, nicki minaj, old tyler, the creator)although, some of these fans can be in the right. especially when the song/artist in question gets cringe-worthy recognition in the form of mindless challenges on platforms such as tiktok and instagram.
โthe new gens canโt find us hereโ
โyou new gens ruin this for usโ
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Glaswegian for "honestly"
Ah saw a spaceship landing and pink elephants goat oot - gen up.
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My generation who has completely excepted that the world is slowly spinning into the sun and that we are all going to probably fail
Millenial: I'm never going to do anything of value. I have to cry now, I can't handle this I'm just trying to get by
Gen Z kid: I'm never gonna do anything of value! lol
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