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George W. Bush

A guy that made me feel smart for the first time in my life. The stupidest, most imcompetent president ever, and proof that in this country, ANYONE can run for office. This dumbass only made it into Yale because his daddy had a lot of money, and barely graduated after getting straight C's and even D's at the college. He stole the 2000 election from Gore by excluding over 2000 votes in Florida. He chose to continue reading My Pet Goat after hearing of the 9/11 attacks. He abandoned the National Guard. He has started a war in a country that had nothing to do with the 9/11 attacks, and is responsible for the death of over 2000 troops. He made a poor educational system called "No Child Left Behind" which only helps rich, white kids in school. He passed the Patriot Act which violated six amendments on the Constitution. And, in his speeches, he says clever things like this:

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." β€”Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

The list goes on and on. George W. Bush is an embarrassment to the US, and the western world in general.

George W. Bush is a fool. Plain and simple.

by Death Shredder June 27, 2007

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George W. Bush

Has the attention span of a rusty doorknob. Completely psychotic lunatic that has brought the whole USA down the drain. Pays probably $981.52 million dollars per year from our taxes to keep himself out of his special education classes. Possibly one of the stupidest gorillas to roam the Earth. Deserves to get assassinated by Superman, or Batman atleast. Gets made fun of more than Michael Jackson. He contains more homosexuality than a Spongebob marathon and Power Rangers put together. In conclusion, he is a dumbfuck.

Do I really need an example of George W. Bush? JUST LOOK AT THE GUY.

by The real George W. Bush December 19, 2006

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George W. Bush

The worst president in United States history and arguably the most pathetic person to ever walk around in the White House. He has fucked so many things up that he probably does not know how many fuck-ups he has committed. Proof that good, honest people are left out of office and that the American people are stuck with lying, corrupt, and corporate assholes.

George W. Bush is the worst president ever.

by John Gittings April 17, 2007

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George W. Bush

Don't even get me started...

George W. Bush beleives that human and fish can coexist peacefully.

by Phantom of the Opera March 27, 2007

221πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


George W Bush

A president that was elected twice by the red necks. Who many people disliked but still some how was not impeached.
Although he was a crazy drunk and was on drugs half the time and who had a daughter who tried out for playboy.

A man hoe. Who was a money slave and a terrible president.
Many people disliked him. Somehow he was elected TWICE.
I mean seriously TWICE.
Even though he liked golfing in the middle of Hurricane Katrina. He also liked partying with his buddies!
(:
I'm sure the public enjoyed that.

Even so rich Lawyers such as Brad Smoot liked his presidency.
Confusingly these people liked him because he lowered taxes for the rich.

THANK YOU

George W Bush will become a president never again.
also known as crunk

by GeicoDevil July 15, 2009

213πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž


George W. Bush

George W. Bush: The first president to make the rest of the world wish the whole world would be part of the USA, and so ensure that no-one like George W. Bush could ever be elected, or re-elected.

see:assmonkey
see:fucktard

"George W. Bush is one fucktard of an assmonkey."

by Henri de Poulain February 29, 2008

195πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


George W. Bush

About the CIA leak scandal:
Nixon had Watergate, the Clintons had Whitewater. This is Leakwater.
Often called Plamegate, Rovegate or the CIA Leak Case, Leakwater is a better name for the White House scandal over the leaking of a CIA operative's name to discredit and intimidate her husband and other White House critics. See also "The Leaker," a John Sherffius cartoon of July 11, 2005, which shows Karl Rove taking a leak on the CIA seal.
re: George W. Bush

What's the President up to now? This smells worse than Leakwater. That was back in the days of George W. Bush.

by RSD July 8, 2006

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