German

German: a German man who’s speaks German and born in Germany and named German. Raised by German parents and loved by his german siblings and German friends. Grew up in a German town and went to a German school. Went to a German college and graduated with a masters degree in German. Met his German wife at a German restaurant. Later married his German wife at a German church. Went to Berlin,Germany for their honeymoon. Years later they had 3 German children who were all born in a German hospital and spoke fluent German. Their German kids went to a German school and went to live the German legacy for the German family. They gave German his German grandchildren. Later on German died at a German hospital and the funeral was held in a German funeral home. He was buried in a German cemetery next to his German wife and German ancestors. As his German family in cried in German. Live long German.

Person 1: how’s German?
Person 2: German is great he’s living his German life with his German family!

German

Being a German means that you are beautiful creature. Germans are intelligent and have a lot of money. Also they are lovely.

Hey you are a German?

- Yes ( means that you are beautiful)

German

A german

Yo bro nice car
Thanks man yeah its a german

Germans

People with VERY HUGE cojones.

"Oh, Germans! Let´s go down to our knees and maybe they´ll spare our worthless lives!" - "Nope. We won´t"

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German

A word Justin Bieber does not know

True or false: 'Bieber' is German for basketball

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German

derogatory term used for Puerto Ricans; usually heard in parts of the East Coast.

Fuck that german.

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German

1. A member of the Germanic people who probably originated in Jutland and the southwest shores of the baltic sea.

2. (in movies) An aggressive and bloodthirsty being, clad in an easily recognizable gray or black uniform. Germans destroy all life in front of them and take particular delight in the deaths of bolsheviks, jews and frenchmen. The life cycle of Germans is split into two distinct phases: In the first phase, Germans will spread aggressively in all directions with considerable speed. During this phase German language consists primarily of short words and phrases like "los!", "hände hoch!" and "achtung!" (preferably shouted). In the second phase (usually after exposure to some Allied hero or partizan) they die in thousands, and their once powerful-sounding language degenerates into unintelligible screams of surprise and pain.

1. Hans is a German, and thus a member of the Germanic people

2. Achtung! ALARM! YEARRGHHH!

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