i would like to get to know you better

Basic you got rejected....they don’t get a shit about you there just saying that to be nice

((Me)):this is kind of hard to say but I love you
((Damn hot guy )): that’s cool your chill 😂
((Me): damn
((Damn hot guy)): I sorry I don’t like you in that you tho, I would like to get to know you better

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How to get a shark inside you

You know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

If people are wondering how to get a shark inside you here is how

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imma get my brother on you

A term used in the hood when a weaker person, like a ghetto ass kid or a ghetto ass female is getting messed with or getting ready to fight with an older/stronger man and need to call their older brother to fight you. Other variations include “Just wait till I call my brother” or “I’ll get my insert older male relative on you”

Me - “Keisha you acting like a nigga, but if I treat you like one imma be in the wrong.”
Keisha - “If you touch me imma get my brother on you.”
Me - “I don’t give a fuck abt your pussy ass brother, I’d slap him too”

Understood Sebastian we are checking now, we’ll get back to you

The act of saying that you will do something but never do it due the fact you could not give two shits about the person you are talking to.

Sebastian: Ok guys should we move to plan B now
Race engineer: understood Sebastian we are checking now, we’ll get back to you

get free wifi anywhere you go

when u can get free wifi anywhere u go, often followed up by a ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding.

Markass Brownley: Ayy John! i just found a new way to get free wifi anywhere you go!
John: No way bro!! ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

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don't let me get the roast on you

Something your fellow classmates or peers say before they proceed to roast your existence usually happens if you try to roast them but fail.

Dude 1: Boy your hairline look like scratch art!
Crowd: Cricket
Dude 2: BOY DON'T LET ME GET THE ROAST ON YOU with your high waters looking ass boy mike wazowski sounding voice ass boy
Crowd: OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!

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GET OFF MY LAWN YOU FUCKING KIDS!!!

Used by old men, or women; who have no respect for kids, or teens, playing outdoor games. This is a phrase generally uttered within seconds of someone touching the lawn. Its almost as if the person sits and waits, like a robot, waiting for someone to go on thier lawn. People uttering this line normally have shotguns, and will fire randomly if provoked.

Kid: This is a fun game of Manhunt *Steps on Lawn.

Old Man Jenkins: GET OFF MY LAWN YOU FUCKING KIDS!!!

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