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Cardinal Gibbons High School or Cunty Girls High School is a high school that is definitely going to turn ur girl into a bitch. By the end of Cardinal Gibbons all of your pillows will be covered in fake tan and you daughters hookup count will be 34. People think they won’t walk into the trap but they will.
“So your hookup count is 45?”
“Oh you go to Cardinal Gibbons High School”
A variation on a old theme - alternative for
Screwed the Pooch
Dave really Botted the Gibbon on this years stats!
Introducing Jack Gibbons
This specimen is an adolescent male primate. He is a very simple individual who has a drive for being successful, expanding his knowledge on plumbing although still unsuccessful on actually get an apprenticeship and kissing rotters on the dance floor.
A newly single man on the prowl for pussy who can make a relatively adequate sandwich.
something you wouldn’t want to pass up on!
However Jack Gibbons like all things in life isn’t perfect-
As he is a lightweight, an extreme lightweight infact where he has been and I quote
“Dinoed out his saur”
I may have also forgot to mention the Jack Gibbons patter-
very hit or miss may I add
just like his pick up lines whilst chatting to the ladies in the club.
Person 1: “Hey, have you seen Jack Gibbons?”
Person 2:”Think I just seen him whiteying on the floor”
Person 1: “What a silly Jack Gibbons”
nicholas is a classmate of the famous William Dorman, professional boxer, basketball player, fortnite player, #1 ranked on basketball stars, speed stars, and professional quarterback for the seattle seahawks. Nicholas hates math and average 41 on all tests. Nicholas also had Laryngomalacia, which typically means that you will also get "shortlegsweakarmsitis", which Nicholas has in droves. He is a very weak person, and William curls his deadlift, which is 35. Furthermore, the power of Nicholas' punch is so little that William doesn't even feel it when Nicholas tries.
Nicholas Gibbons is very goofy in math class.
Self proclaimed crunked out come snorting old ho that has been dubbed filter queen. Crazy mean old lady that thinks it's cute to be mean to others.
A serious problem for anyone who she enters their lives. Had a hand in her own daughter's murder then collects funds from friends and family to pretend to look for her killer.
Did you see what that old lady andrea cali-gibbons was wearing? I feel sick!
The teacher that my dad likes
Bloody hell miss gibbons your bald