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A short-lived society in and around the people's republic of Cambridge. The basis of this group was a common interest in socializing, specifically partying. As early as 2001 people of all races, faiths, genders and socio-economic backgrounds were being iniated into the glee club. Once iniated, one can never "leave" the glee club, although it is very easy to renounce and move on from. There were two ways to be iniated, which were:
1. To be iniated by a member of the glee club, fulfilling the oath and learning the handshake.
2. Exchanging bodily fluids with any glee club member.
(Because of iniation rule #2, it is uncertain how many glee club members there are on earth. It is theorized somewhere between 900-70,000 people are in the glee club without even knowing it.)
The tenets of the glee club were:
1. Party hard.
2. Party harder than you did the night before.
3. Party safe.
Drugs were not necessary for membership, although thoroughly encouraged. Super neato things like bitchin' parties, good drugs for cheap, a diverse knowledge and selection of drugs, and an uncanny ability to alienate other clique's were par for the course for glee club members. In 2004, the glee club disbanded due to a lack of leadership, funding for and direct supply of drugs, not to mention everyone in the glee club figured out just how stupid perpetually chilling with the same dirty-pothead associates was.
People stopped partying with the glee club when their ambitions turned away from excessive drug abuse and towards the opposite sex, or maybe sex in general.
Glee club members to this day claim it was a long-running joke, or a scheme to get high for free gone horribly wrong, and swear to never again allow a group of people to do so little for so long and stay high through it all.
Person A: Why is we so fuckin' gleeful?
Person B: 'Cuz we's the mother-fuckin' glee club.
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A forum for fans of the TV musical comedy Glee. Basically a place where gleeks complain about what/who they don't like on the show, and fight each other.
Gleek: Figgins is the worst character on Glee! Terri Schuester should be principal! I'm going onto glee forum right now to explain why...
Something everyone goes through during the stages of becoming a gleek, ( fan of the hit Fox show, Glee ) in which they can't seem to stop watching the brilliance that is GLEE.
I think I've caught glee fever, I'm having dreams about Sue murdering my dog.
An hour during Tuesdays where there is a significantly low amount of Facebook status's and Twitter posts
A: Hey man! Did you see that hilarious link I posted yesterday?
B: When did you post it?
A: 7: 30, why?
B: Of course I didn't see it! Glee hour! Remember?
A: Oh yeah
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A website dedicated to the hit show GLEE on FOX, where fans can meet together and discuss the series.
"Have you checked out Glee Forums? I heard they have a really cool layout!
"No, what's the link?
"www.glee-forums.com"
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Getting a great blowjob from your girlfriend while watching the cute girls of Glee.
I just got a glee job during the Dianna Agron segment!
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A person who knows the songs that Glee sings before they've sung them and let's EVERYONE know it. Glee Hipsters also hate those who only know songs from Glee.
Person: "Sing" is my new favorite song!
Glee Hipster: Me too! I love My Chemical Romance!
Person: Who? I'm talking about Glee
Glee Hipster: -_-
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