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When you have a gloriously smooth shit. So smooth in fact, that when one wipes, there is no evidence. To qualify, a deposit must be no less than 6 linear inches with a minimum 5 inch girth.
Man, I just had the best slide n glide I’ve ever had!
Another name for a ninja poo. A super fast visit to the toilet. Zero wiping required. Just fires out and you're done.
Guy 1: I just need to drop the kids off at the pool.
*2 minutes later*
Guy 2: That was quick!
Guy 1: Yeah, just had a wonderful fast glide.
A more elegant term for an assortment of wine samples, similar to a flight of beer
Would you like some wine to taste?
Yes my good sir, ill take a glide
(v.)
1. The ability to change people's minds about pre-judgments they may have meeting you.
(n.)
1. The feeling of fairy dust on you.
1. Everyone assumed that since I had a famous family, I'd make a sex tape. So I had to glide and glint to prove that I am not a Kardashian.
2. I feel, like, a serious glide and glint whenever I sleep over at Peter Pan's house.
the ghetto glide is a place in atlanta georgia , in decatur . it’s ghetto , like literally 😂. so i call it “ghetto glide”
hey , wanna go to the golden glide ?
no , it’s actually the ghetto glide 😐
The action of a man, mostly a frat boy (or Bro) rubbing his male private parts in between another bro's backside cheeks.
Technically, the action doesn't have to be between two males. A woman's back side cheeks can be used as well, which is also commonly known as Ho Gliding or Bare Back Grinding.
"I got a six pack of natty ice! Let's bro glide!"
"Who's up for a game of, who can bro glide the best without bro'ing your load?"
the act of passing a sugar glider via gliding it onto something in lieu of blowing a wad on it.
I sugar-glide on his face; shows how much I thinks of him.