Glitter Lung

a condition of the lungs which occurs from over-exposure to mass amounts of glitter resulting in difficulty breathing, shortness of breath and coughing. technically referred to as "pneumosparkliosis"

I can't come to work today because I helped my daughter with her art project last night and I've contracted glitter lung.

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city glitter

Details added to embellish or excuse an online scam once someone has started to question the situation.

The term arose from an online scam involving a livejournal user named city_glitter who allegedly attempted to raise money for her credit card debt by claiming her cat had been set on fire and needed emergency surgery. When another user foxfurred her in a live chat, she repeatedly attempted to cover the scam with more lies.

When David's false story about finding a finger in his chili made the news, he attempted to cover his tracks with city glitter.

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Garry Glitter

Celebrity recently convicted as a paedophile. Used to describe someone who has a much younger girlfriend or is interested in young or underage women.

"He's going Garry Glitter on us!"
or
"she's only 14, thats a bit Gary Glitter isn't it."

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Gary Glitter

kiddie fidler who doesn't own a violin and isn't a child

that was nice of gary to babysit at such short notice

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man glitter

saw dust, wood shavings

When he came in from the garage with his latest project he was beaming with pride and covered in man glitter

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stripper glitter

One potential side effect of receiving a lap dance. After a lap dance the stripper's makeup, scent, and glitter are all transferred to your clothes and body. Impossible to remove in less than 24 hours.

Rod: Want to hit up a strip club, maybe Flashdancers or New Century?

Brock: Can't bro.

Rod: C'mon, chicks give full-contact lap dances. Awesome.

Brock: Not gonna happen. If I come home covered in stripper glitter again the girlfriend will freak.

Rod: You suck.

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gambler glitter

The residue that comes off of a lottery scratch ticket.

Woohoo! I won ten dollars on my scratcher! The bad news is that i have to clean up all this gambler glitter that came off of it..