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Garden glove (noun) - the dirty, crusty sock under ffxiv player-Iris Xi's bed, used to fap only when succumbing to the darkness of the edgelord. Also known as the pity fap.
I was a healer in feast and I tried to zip zop but my zoobity didn't bop... Time to bust out the ol' garden glove and have me a pity fap.
What you call your best friends boyfriend.
Did you talk to glove boy last night?
Chess Gloves are used while playing chess to prevent the pieces slipping out of sweaty hands.
"My hands are sweaty, thank goodness I'm wearing my chess gloves!"
To treat someone with extra care and
gentleness.
Jean is a little wacky, we will have to treat her it kid gloves....
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Using or putting on the "velvet glove" suggests the use of gentle but effective persuasion. The glove is the depiction of the proverbial hand that indicates manipulation or active influence to a desired outcome; it being made of velvet encourages the perception of subtlety and deftness of such influence.
The full definition is opposed to the threatening coercion connotated by the opposite but more well known term "iron fist".
Hitler ran the Nazi machine with an iron fist, whereas leaders of today, in the interest of the press, handle almost all public matters with the velvet glove.
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A condition of the human penis, where the pubes grow so far up the shaft that they interfere with sex.
"I have a rugburn on my labia minora because my date had a bad case of Bear Glove."
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A glove fetish is a sexual fetish for the item worn over the fingers and hands.
These can range from wrist length to all the way up the elbows.
The materials can range from latex, satin, leather, etc.
Person 1: He has a glove fetish
Person 2: A what?
Person 1: He gets turned on by wearing or seeing gloves!
Person 2: Cool!
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