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a person who sits in the bathtub and when they fart they eat the bubble.
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A Goober, or Goober (Snap) is a term of endearment that is commonly used to describe a J.S.L. with a heart in their name. The use of this term or word comes from being pestered on the internet, and is used when necessary.
Deniz: "Yo come take a shot with me goober!"
JLS: "Lyke.. SCREW YEW!"
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JLS: "Don't lie Juan!"
Juan: "I swear Lilly! Goobers Honor!"
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Deniz: "Hey JLS! your goobs look great in that bra!"
JSL: "Lyykkeee go die deniz omggg"
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im pretty sure its a candy... like peanuts covered in chocolate or sumthin lol.... maybe raisins or carmal in chocolate i dunno
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Usually a funny older person, but also can mean a stupid, grasping, corrupt politician, as in GOOBERnatorial elections...
If you think he's bad, take a look at the VICE-GOOBER!
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A goober is one of those little fat kids with ambiguous gender, red lips, rosy cheeks, a shiny bowl-cut, and maybe a little food on his/her face. A goober always has a big, stupid smile on its face, and has a dumb, gargly laugh. It wears one-color, oversized pastel-colored shirts, and shorts without pockets, and Sketchers.
oh man, that's one funny lookin kid
yeah i don't let my children play with goobers either.
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to be goobered is the ultimate punishment --- expecially when you're goobered by Sars Mathface
Aaaaaah! I'm about to be goobered!
You'd better watch your back --- someone's apt to goober you is you keep talking like that.
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Goober: a juvenile act of retardation;
A goober is when someone is acting goofy, in a cute endearing way...
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