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To regurgitate a statement, whether word or phrase, or copy exactly what someone has said or done in the last few minutes. This is used in a serious attempt to be included in the conversation or activity in which the granter actually has no part of and/or can not contribute to due to a lack of intellect that many in the group perceive to be stupidity or obnoxiousness. Granting can also include using a phrase or word one too many times, in which afterwards, creates an awkward tension amongst friends and foes alike.
Example 1 of granting a person
Person in group: "Fuarkk man, I'm so sore from my gym sesh bra."
Grantie: "Haha, you big, pansy girl. How's your vagina?"
Everyone in group laughs
Granter: "Haha, you big, pansy girl. How's your vagina?"
Group goes silent.
Example 2 of granting a phrase/word
Person 1: Fuaarrkk!!
Everyone laughs
Person 2: Fuaarrrkkkkk!!!
Everyone laughs
Person 3: Fuuuuaaarrrkkkk!!!!
Everyone laughs
Granter: FUUARKKK!!!
Everyone silent
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A massive vagina. Another word for referencing a man as a "pussy."
Why dont you stand up for yourself and stop being such a Grant?
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(v.)to seek homosexual companionship in a men's public restroom. It is usually in the form of loud laughing that can heard thoughout entire office attempt to gain the attention of the person in the neighboring office.
I heard someone granting down the hall, so I shut the door to my office.
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Usually a guy who is short and has a small dick and has no friends most times they are nerds and rapist.
Your such a Grant
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well, granted, its stevensons favorite word..................granted.andy moe
well im trying to teach about STD's here, granted.
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A pussy who thinks he knows everything, doesnt care about his friends, always talks about his penis ( starting to think he doesnt have one), has no respect for females, is a virgin for life
Grant speaks as if he know's what true pain is.
I heard Grant disowned that girl for being fat
He won't go camping because his mummy isn't there and its cold... What a pussy
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