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Grope cunt Lane

Grope cunt lane. The old name of a laneway London.

A politically correct dickhead changed a lane's name in London, from Grope cunt lane. What next change pussy lake, into lame lake?

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 27, 2019

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Groping in the Dark (Megashesh ba'afela)

This phrase is from Hebrew and despite the somewhat sexual connotation in English, merely means 'clueless' or someone who is unbearably stupid.

Forget David's explanation. He's groping in the dark.

by Rose Z August 23, 2005

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parasitic groping pretzel tree

: an exceptionally advanced cuddling position involving two persons and a spectator. The first person involved, lying on their back, must have one leg between the other person’s legs, wrapping their remaining leg--the far outside leg--around the three already intertwined. The second participant tightly wraps their torso on top of first person’s side, while snuggling their head into the décolletage or chest area. The first person’s arms are generally stretched around the second person’s waist and back, firmly supporting their contorted position and clutching them as closely as possible; and, the second person’s arms are up-stretched and wound around the chest and neck area of the first person. Ideally, the second person in this position should have minimal contact with the bed—a hip at most. This position is generally most effective in the dark where the role of the spectator is to remain to the side, burning with curiosity.

B: What's going on over there?

C: We're having a parasitic groping pretzel tree.

A: *muffled chuckling*

by C0S0f0N0 November 21, 2010

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National dick grope week

October 6-12 is the week you get to grope anyone dick

I can’t wait till its National dick grope week

by Ass slapping October 3, 2019

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Jean-paul Grope-ier

A name given to someone who has wandering hands and likes to touch ladies hineys

Tonight im gonna have a couple of drinks and turn into Jean-Paul Grope-ier, and probably get arrested...again

by Dane_4u June 30, 2006

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national ass grope day

The national holiday on April 12th when it is ok to grope someone's ass.

National ass grope day- national holiday when it is ok to grope some ass

by Americanholidays April 12, 2017

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National Kiss and Grope Day

Yall niggas be hearing about these National Dates. So ‘ere’s another one. National kiss and Grope day, on the 28th of April You must Kiss and Grope your girl/ man or S/O. Without askin’ Questions. Just do it

Oh dayuum Holmes, it’s National Kiss and Grope Day. Can’t wait to tell my Ruca ‘bout this!

by YBN QueefStain April 26, 2018

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