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When two females shave their heads and pour syrup on their tits.Then the male continues to ejaculate into their eyes while dipping waffles on the females heads and shoving them up his anal cavity.
I had such an amazing Guatemalan Breakfast this morning,I won't be able to shit sideways for a few months!
When a significant other sticks there entire face and head into there partners asshole
Yeah Morgan gave me that good Guatemalan Watering Hole...
When a woman gets each of the members of a Guatemalan gang to jizz down her throat consecutively.
"Did you see the video of that bitch getting a Guatemalan Gutbuster? That was so fucking hot"
The act of inserting toy race cars, or other small objects into ones anal cavity through the aid of a PVC tube or other suitable pipe used to spread the sphincter opening.
Randy wanted to try something new in the bedroom. So I Stopped at the toy store and the Home Depot. I went home and jammed 4 Ft of PVC right up his unsuspecting ass. I was then able to launch a 6 pack of Hot wheels cars into his colon. He took the Guatemalan highway to pleasure town.
When you're getting head and smash one ball into her eye.
I gave Angela a Guatemalan eye patch for her birthday.
When a midget has sex with a group of Mexicans in a low income neighborhood
Did you hear Olivia got a Guatemalan Neighborhood on her walk home yesterday?
When your fucking so long that the cum dries out and you get your dick stuck.
Yo I was fucking CHAD and he gave me the Guatemalan Death Grip.