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When two fat men lay on top of each other, belly to belly, naked, 69 style. They nest their penis heads into each other's bellybuttons while licking each other's toes. As they are doing this, they hum loudly.
I'm gay, but I'm not Guatemalan Helicopter gay.
When you have to shit so bad that even a full bottle of laxative won't make it happen
I haven't pooped in five days; I've got a real Guatemalan Number Two situation here. It's like Chernobyl in my stomach.
When your fucking so long that the cum dries out and you get your dick stuck.
Yo I was fucking CHAD and he gave me the Guatemalan Death Grip.
n. explosive diarrhea, shitting the fuck out of your ass
"I just released some Guatemalan confetti on the porcelain Honda"
When you're getting head and smash one ball into her eye.
I gave Angela a Guatemalan eye patch for her birthday.
When a midget has sex with a group of Mexicans in a low income neighborhood
Did you hear Olivia got a Guatemalan Neighborhood on her walk home yesterday?
The act of inserting toy race cars, or other small objects into ones anal cavity through the aid of a PVC tube or other suitable pipe used to spread the sphincter opening.
Randy wanted to try something new in the bedroom. So I Stopped at the toy store and the Home Depot. I went home and jammed 4 Ft of PVC right up his unsuspecting ass. I was then able to launch a 6 pack of Hot wheels cars into his colon. He took the Guatemalan highway to pleasure town.