double guff

To break wind silently at the exact same time as the person you are nearest to thus creating a more putrid stink to which either party could be held responsible.

whilst sitting in a crowded church Sid let one go and on realising the gravity of the stench frantically hoped to have double guffed with his pew neighbour Maggie thus creating confusion over who laid it

or

Ged 'That stinks innit! yeah man that was mine'
Tezza 'nah bruv I laid that innit'
Pat 'yo dudes yo just double guffed buthzing man buthzing!'

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Guff

A vagina

Did you see her guff?

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guff

guff refers to hassle , also guffyhead.

eg "he was giving me guff so i gave him stuff".Largely used in the travelling community Ireland,"He has a guffyhead" meaning this man looks like he wil cause social problems

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Guff Breath

Is the smell of someones breath that resembles that of a fart, or in my cases, Dog Shit. The terminology orginates for the early 14th Century when Aristotle told his Plato (his teacher) that his breath smelt like a Guff.

Origin:
1815–25; perh. imit.
guhff
Guff comes from the Latin word;
Gu.ff.ari.an mean to "Reek"

Gu- in latin means Dog

FF- in latin means Shit

"I can't believe i married that woman, she's got the worst guff breath i've ever encountered"

"Sir, will you please! stop talking your Guff breath is offensive"

"I am arresting you for possesion of Guff Breath"

"I hate having Guff Breath mum!"

"what is it doctor?...i'm sorry but you've got a severe Guff Breath, i don't think you'll make it through the night"

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Guff Cuff

When you get your hand and cup a fart into someones face. But you have a little bit left in your shirt sleeve that wafts out in your face immediately after the cupping of the fart.

'John wafted a big doozy at emma but he got serious guff cuff to the face'

'Ahhhh man I got some serious guff cuff afterburn last night'

'Alan and Jill were chilling on the sofa until Alan leapt out of his seat from an intense dose of guff cuff'

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sucking guff

The art of positioning one's self to enable the ability to draw air into the anus with the intention of having a fart marathon....

martyn took his favourite postion of hanging off the bed with his arse in the air ready for the sucking guff marathon. You could hear his anus open and draw air inside before he let off a volley of anal bangs.

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Choof and Guff

A term used to describe the act of smoking marijuana while demonstrating trivial, often-comedic humor. Used primarily in a lighthearted way to convey hilarity. (Smoking marijuana is not a necessary precursor.)

Hey, friends! It's time to choof and guff while playing video games with our friends on the internet!