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The instrument that is currently bugging the crap out of me as I type these words. M u s t c o n t i n u e t y p i n g...(Slams guitar on ground) that's better.
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an extremely cool instrumant that i try 2 play but dont do v well but gd things do come to those who wait every1 plays it tho it is annoyin i shudve lerned bass cus its easier and not many ppl play it 4 all those ppl who say its a babe magnet u might b rite and i can always hope
i play guitar but im not as good as people that i know as mi mother is 2 lazy 2 get me lessons so i jus hav 2 lern off mi sis m8 it is sooooooooooo annoyin
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An Instrument that produces a current of power, and sounds like lightning
Man 1: Wow what's that sound?
Man 2: Dude, that's a fucking electric guitar.
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A guitar noob is usually quite a young guitarist who thinks they can do lodes of fast shred soloing just by randomly picking and sweeping notes. They are usually found in guitar shops and guitar exhibitions like music live or NAMM playing the best guitar on the loudest amp deliberately in front of other people trying to show off a false sense of musical knowledge and technicality when they sound absolutely terrible, there for making a complete noob out of them self.
Typically, guitar noobs practice alot but are too arrogent to take criticism so just keep practicing all the wrong things there for staying at the same level of playing for a very long time.
Randon guitar shop guy: Hey, you ever heard of Yngwie Malmsteen or Steve vai, shit, man those guys can shred on guitar!
Guitar noob:Ah yeh, those guys are kwl but some of there stuff is actually quite easy!
Random guitar shop guy: No way man! lets hear u do some of their stuff!
guitar noob:(makes terrible unmusical very loud horrible noise using his guitar)...See its easy dude!
Random guitar shop guy:Yeh.....kwl....(walks away).....What a freaking guitar noob....
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A douchebag, usually a freshmen, who brings his guitar to school even though he sucks and can play one song (most likely the beginning to stairway to heaven). Said person for some fucking reason get's tons of attention and popularity because he's "a guitar player" always completely frowned upon by people who can actually play guitar. This can also be a "Beach guitar douche", "Camp guitar douche" "Mall guitar douche" etc.
Dude Michael, you see that fucking guitar douche over there? Why are there so many at school today, he fucking sucks so bad!
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