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HIV

your mum has it

guy 1:hey my mum is hot
guy 2:yeah she has HIV

by qwerty hehe September 4, 2018


HIV

Short for Human Immunodefeciency Virus. An STD that is contracted through sexual intercourse (especially anal and sex without a condom), exchanging of bodily fluids, or, in the case of the especially unfortunate, by birth. HIV can progress into the disease known as AIDS where the immune system is gradually weakened until the point where an ordinary cold can kill you, though this usually takes years. Symptoms of HIV include nausea and high fever, cramps and joint pain, diarrhoea, and rapid weight loss. It is widely accepted that HIV originated somewhere in Sub-saharan Africa though the exact means that it was created remain mostly unknown. In the US, young gay and bisexual black men are more likely to catch the disease than any other demographic.

Sean was horrified to learn that he had gotten HIV from having unprotected sex with Jessica.

by Robjef622 May 9, 2017


HIV

Hiv is a Sexual Transmitted Disease

You have Hiv

by Ur_Gay_MOM April 1, 2019


hiv cold

When a human male gets a common cold and fever strikes.
Common has nothing to do with it.

Death is there, you know it, death knows it.
Unaware of the danger is your wife/ girlfriend and possibly the doctor who refuses to treat you - every single time.

The survival rate of hiv cold is next to nothing. Possibly the single greatest threat to mankind.

by k1b5 April 29, 2016