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2022 update: Now the most waste highschool in markham (yea even Bill fucking Hogarth is better at this point). No more weed or juul smells in the washrooms anymore but the amount of midgets I see when I walk around the halls makes me feel like Im in a sweaty elementary school. Cafeterias closed so no more giant cookies, only option now is subway (but even those mfs bumping up the prices so shit i guess you can either starve or make your own). Our demographic is 70% quirky mfs regardless of gender/if they even have one (they/them people or the people who do the shit on tik tok), 25% wannabe hood mfs (like bro stop acting like you from jane and finch you live in a place where nothing goes on) and 5% of genuinely smart people who will actually make a difference in the world or will cry themselves to sleep after getting rejected by waterloo CS or mac health sci. PETHS music has seen it's downfall and even though they are nationally reputed, lemme tell ya, the music hallway stinks of expired food, spit and hyper ass band kids humping their instruments and screaming anime/gaming pc/pokimane simp lingo. The amount of wasteyutes has decreased by 25% but youll definitely run into em here and there. The girls there still bad but a few of em converting ( yk what I mean). All in All, take grade 12 physics if you need a reason to get no bitches
2 Years Later
Toronto Wasteman: Yo why tf you here bro you waste af, band kid lookin ass from Pierre Elliott Trudeau HS
Nerdy guy turned Toronto Bodmon: Boy shutcho ass up looking like creased black forces, yo face look like kevin durants feet without lotion
Toronto Wasteman: Oh shittt you aint a bawtyboy anymore? You done grown up cro
Toronto Bodmon: You look like the same generic black forces, bubble jacket perm ass wasteman fam. you tryna link this shordy at STC styll?
Toronto Wasteman: say less but dont tell the boidem I got bare loud on me dawg
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one of the shittiest schools you will ever attend, plus its full of fake ppl who should never be trust haha. also i only like one teacher (literature) the rest can go suck my dick a doodle doo
st brendan (hs and elementary)“omg did you see that on the news st brendan is one of he hest schools in miami like ew false advertisement”
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A school where there is either white trash, basic bitches or feins
Y’all hear about Lanse Creuse Central Hs, they goin out bad.
A small ass school in petaluma ca that is completely irrelevant except for their sorta ok football team. Uniforms are horrible n half the kids don't wear them anyway but get dress coded by their administration. Academics are terrible n even the dumb kids are in the honors classes. Theres a social ranking system: if you didn't come from SVES or OLL you will be a nobody unless your hot or rich. The old money SVES kids have priority over everyone else if their grandparents have donated to the school. They are favored by the staff and you can't do anything about it even if your way smarter than them. Everyone who goes there either had parents or siblings that went there before them n all of the students hate it. Theres no school spirit n everyone is too busy worrying about how they look n who likes them to actually have a good time. The "popular" kids think theyre the shit even though outside of SVHS they are completely irrelevant. Half the kids are either bi or gay n the choir will make your ears bleed. DONT GO THERE
"Where do u go to school?"
"St. Vincent de Paul HS"
"What tf is that?"
"Dw about it no ones ever heard of it"
When you cant be bothered typing how bad/fucked something is.
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Girl: How has your day been?
Dude: x g.h f;. jh;srth nw;stihn sptrg hs; hsghli ;sgh skgh t
Girl: aww that must suck
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When you fuck every person in England at once
Hey Duhan I just VYUWBIHCWBKCEBHJBHJHJBCE HS EJBKJ KJ EWE KW WN MNW MNDW KWD KJWB MNWNDWK,M!
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a white ruled, racist cow town school
damn im glad im white at windsor hs or i would get bullied